Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Ornament - Christmas Vacation Clark Quote

Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Ornament - Christmas Vacation Quote

Celebrate one of the most iconic and hilarious quotes from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation with this handcrafted wooden ornament! Featuring Clark Griswold's unforgettable toast: "Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?" followed by "We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!"

This ornament captures the chaos, humor, and heart of the Griswold family's Christmas celebration with beautifully engraved icons from the movie.

Why You'll Love This Ornament

• Iconic Clark Quote - "Jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse"
• Movie Icon Details - Santa's sleigh, jelly jar, cat in lights, station wagon with tree, holly
• Laser-Engraved Birch Wood - Permanent engraving that won't fade
• Perfect Size - Approximately 4" x 4"
• Natural Wood - Beautiful birch wood grain
• Decorative Ribbon - Ready to hang (color varies)
• Wood Bead Accent - Rustic charm (style varies)
• Made in USA - Handcrafted in North Carolina
• Hilarious Gift - Perfect for fans with a sense of humor!

Product Specifications

• Size: Approximately 4" x 4"
• Material: Birch wood
• Design: Engraved with Christmas Vacation icons
• Quote: "Jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse"
• Engraved Icons:
  • Santa & his sleigh
  • Jelly jar (jelly of the month club!)
  • Cat entangled in lights
  • Station wagon with tree on top
  • Sprig of holly
• Ribbon: Decorative hanging ribbon (color varies)
• Accent: Wood bead (style varies)
• Engraving: Laser-engraved, permanent
• Made in: North Carolina, USA
• Style: Funny, nostalgic, vintage Christmas
• Price: $14.99

Perfect Gift For

• Christmas Vacation Fans - Anyone who watches it every year
• Clark Griswold Fans - Chevy Chase enthusiasts
• Movie Buffs - Classic film lovers
• Friends with Humor - Those who appreciate R-rated ornaments!
• White Elephant Exchanges - Guaranteed to be fought over!
• Secret Santa - Perfect under $20 gift
• Coworkers - Office holiday party gift (if they have a sense of humor!)
• Dads - Who love Christmas Vacation
• Griswold Family Fans - Collectors of Christmas Vacation memorabilia

Perfect Gift Occasions

• Christmas Gifts - Tree ornament for fans
• White Elephant Parties - This will be STOLEN multiple times!
• Secret Santa - Under $20 and hilarious
• Office Holiday Parties - For coworkers with a sense of humor
• Friendsgiving - Funny host/hostess gift
• Birthday Gifts - For December birthdays
• Just Because - Make someone laugh out loud

Clark's Iconic Toast

This quote comes from one of the most memorable scenes in Christmas Vacation. After enduring a series of holiday disasters - from the dried-out turkey to Cousin Eddie's surprise visit - Clark finally snaps and delivers this epic, profanity-laced toast that perfectly captures his frustration and determination to have a perfect family Christmas.

The speech is hilarious, relatable, and one of the most quoted moments from the movie. We've ALL felt like the "jolliest bunch of assholes" during the holidays!

The Engraved Icons Tell the Story

Each icon engraved on this ornament represents a memorable moment from the movie:

• Santa & Sleigh: Clark's obsession with the perfect Christmas
• Jelly Jar: The infamous "Jelly of the Month Club" bonus
• Cat in Lights: Poor cat getting electrocuted in the Christmas lights
• Station Wagon with Tree: The Griswold family car with the massive tree
• Holly: Traditional Christmas decoration

Perfect for White Elephant Parties

This ornament is LEGENDARY at white elephant parties! The R-rated quote makes it hilarious for adult gatherings, and everyone will want to steal it. It's the perfect combination of funny, inappropriate, and nostalgic. Guaranteed to be the most talked-about gift at the party!

Why Christmas Vacation Is a Holiday Classic

Since 1989, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation has been a beloved holiday tradition. Clark Griswold's determination to have the perfect family Christmas - despite everything going wrong - resonates with everyone who's ever hosted the holidays. This ornament celebrates the chaos, humor, and heart of the movie.

Handcrafted Quality

Each ornament is laser-cut and engraved from birch wood in our North Carolina workshop. The icons are precisely engraved, and we add a decorative ribbon and wood bead accent. Every piece is made with care and attention to detail.

Collect the Whole Christmas Vacation Collection

Love Christmas Vacation? We have ornaments and signs featuring quotes from Clark, Cousin Eddie, Ellen, Aunt Bethany, and more! Build your collection and create a Christmas Vacation-themed tree that celebrates the Griswold family's holiday chaos.

Handmade in North Carolina

Each ornament is proudly handmade in North Carolina by Cul de Sac Critters. We support American craftsmanship and small business values, creating quality products that bring joy and laughter to your holiday celebrations.

Our Promise

We take pride in every piece we create. If you're not 100% satisfied with your Christmas Vacation ornament, contact us within 30 days—we'll make it right with a replacement or full refund.

Shop More Christmas Vacation Ornaments

Love Christmas Vacation? Check out our other Griswold family ornaments:

• Save the Neck for Me Clark ornament
• Threshold of Hell ornament
• Cousin Eddie RV ornament
• All Christmas Vacation ornaments

Add this hilarious "Jolliest Bunch of Assholes" ornament to your tree and celebrate Clark Griswold's epic Christmas toast! Perfect for fans with a sense of humor and anyone who loves National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation!