Are You Serious Clark? Ornament - Christmas Vacation Scenes | Cousin Eddie

Are You Serious Clark? Ornament - Christmas Vacation Scenes

Celebrate the hilarious chaos of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation with this handcrafted wooden ornament featuring iconic scenes from the movie! From Cousin Eddie emptying the RV tank to Clark's exasperated reactions, this ornament captures the unforgettable moments that make Christmas Vacation a holiday classic. Perfect for fans who can quote every line!

Why You'll Love This Ornament

• Iconic Movie Scenes - Multiple memorable moments engraved
• Cousin Eddie Emptying RV Tank - "Shitter's full!"
• Cousin Eddie's Hat - His signature white cap
• Clark Griswold - The exasperated host
• Moose Punch Cup - From the iconic scene
• RV/Motorhome - Cousin Eddie's home on wheels
• Laser-Engraved Wood - Permanent engraving
• Perfect Size - Approximately 4" x 4"
• Made in USA - Handcrafted in North Carolina

Product Specifications

• Size: Approximately 4" x 4"
• Material: Wood
• Design: Engraved with Christmas Vacation scenes
• Quote: "Are You Serious Clark?"
• Engraved Scenes:
  • Cousin Eddie emptying the RV tank ("Shitter's full!")
  • Cousin Eddie's signature white hat
  • Clark Griswold
  • Moose punch cup
  • RV/Motorhome
• Ribbon: Decorative hanging ribbon (varies)
• Engraving: Laser-engraved, permanent
• Made in: North Carolina, USA
• Style: Funny, nostalgic, vintage Christmas
• Price: $13.99

Perfect Gift For

• Christmas Vacation Fans - Anyone who watches it every year
• Cousin Eddie Fans - Randy Quaid enthusiasts
• Clark Griswold Fans - Chevy Chase lovers
• Movie Buffs - Classic film enthusiasts
• RV Owners - Motorhome and camper owners
• White Elephant Exchanges - Hilarious gift
• Secret Santa - Perfect under $15
• Coworkers - Office party gift
• Friends with Humor - Those who appreciate funny ornaments

Perfect Gift Occasions

• Christmas Gifts - Tree ornament for fans
• White Elephant Parties - Guaranteed laughs!
• Secret Santa - Under $15 and funny
• Office Holiday Parties - Coworker exchange
• Friendsgiving - Host/hostess gift
• Birthday Gifts - For December birthdays
• Just Because - Make someone laugh

"Are You Serious Clark?"

This quote comes from Ellen Griswold's repeated exasperation with Clark's holiday disasters. Throughout the movie, as things go increasingly wrong - from the dried-out turkey to Cousin Eddie's surprise visit to the exploding Christmas lights - Ellen's "Are you serious, Clark?" becomes a running theme of disbelief at the chaos unfolding around them.

The Iconic Scenes

Cousin Eddie Emptying the RV Tank: One of the most memorable (and gross!) scenes in the movie. Eddie casually empties his RV's sewage tank into the storm drain while wearing his bathrobe, delivering the classic line "Shitter's full!" It's disgusting, hilarious, and unforgettable!

Cousin Eddie's Hat: His signature white cap with the Dickie underneath is instantly recognizable to any Christmas Vacation fan.

The Moose Punch Cup: From the "threshold of hell" scene where Clark and Eddie drink moose punch and have their memorable conversation.

The RV: Cousin Eddie's beat-up motorhome parked in the Griswold's driveway is a symbol of the chaos he brings to their Christmas.

Perfect for White Elephant Parties

This ornament is perfect for white elephant parties and gift exchanges! It features multiple iconic scenes that everyone will recognize and laugh at. The "shitter's full" reference alone makes it a guaranteed conversation starter!

Why Christmas Vacation Is a Holiday Classic

Since 1989, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation has been a beloved holiday tradition. The Griswold family's disastrous Christmas - with Cousin Eddie's surprise visit being a major source of chaos - resonates with everyone who's ever had unexpected houseguests during the holidays!

Handcrafted Quality

Each ornament is laser-engraved from wood in our North Carolina workshop. The multiple scenes are precisely engraved, creating a detailed tribute to the movie. Every piece is made with care and attention to detail.

Collect the Whole Christmas Vacation Collection

Love Christmas Vacation? We have ornaments and signs featuring quotes from Clark, Cousin Eddie, Ellen, Aunt Bethany, and more! Build your collection and create a Christmas Vacation-themed tree!

Handmade in North Carolina

Each ornament is proudly handmade in North Carolina by Cul de Sac Critters. We support American craftsmanship and small business values, creating quality products that bring joy and laughter to your holiday celebrations.

Our Promise

We take pride in every piece we create. If you're not 100% satisfied with your Christmas Vacation ornament, contact us within 30 days—we'll make it right with a replacement or full refund.

Shop More Christmas Vacation Ornaments

Love Christmas Vacation? Check out our other Griswold family ornaments:

• Cousin Eddie RV ornament
• Jolliest Bunch ornament
• Threshold of Hell ornament
• All Christmas Vacation ornaments

Add this "Are You Serious Clark?" ornament to your tree and celebrate the iconic scenes from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation! Perfect for fans who love Cousin Eddie, Clark, and the entire Griswold family's holiday chaos!