{"product_id":"big-ass-coaster-solid-oak-5x5","title":"BIG Ass Coaster - Solid Oak Funny Gift | 5\"x5\"x1\" Handmade","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBIG Ass Coaster – Solid Oak | 5\" x 5\" x 1\"\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eGet ready to have some BIG laughs with the BIG Ass Coaster! Handmade from solid oak wood, this oversized 5\" x 5\" coaster is the perfect gift for the man in your life. It's sure to make him smile every time he sets down his drink. Cheers to good humor!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBecause Some Drinks Deserve a Big Ass Coaster\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong\u003eBig Ass Coaster\u003c\/strong\u003e—the oversized, no-nonsense drink rest your home (and your drink) have been waiting for. Made from thick, durable solid oak, this hefty 5\" x 5\" x 1\" statement piece is ready to handle the sweatiest drinks, the biggest mugs, and even the occasional sloshy bottle with rugged charm and timeless style.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEngraved with humor, built for strength, this makes a perfect gift for the guy who has everything—but never enough space to set his drink. Whether you're shopping for Father's Day, birthday gifts, a best man gift, or just something to make your brother laugh out loud, this coaster gets the job done.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSolid Oak Craftsmanship\u003c\/strong\u003e - Built thick and sturdy with a routered inset to catch all the drips, made to last a lifetime\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLaser Engraved Humor\u003c\/strong\u003e - The phrase \"Big Ass Coaster\" is permanently etched in the center for a laugh that won't wear off\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBold Dimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e - A generous 5\" x 5\" x 1\" size for ultimate drink support (because size does matter)\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVersatile Appeal\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for beer lovers, bourbon drinkers, dads, step dads, husbands, and brothers with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRoutered Inset\u003c\/strong\u003e - Catches condensation and prevents water rings on furniture\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/strong\u003e - Handcrafted in North Carolina with quality oak\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5\" x 5\" x 1\" (oversized for big drinks)\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Solid oak wood\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEngraving:\u003c\/strong\u003e Laser-engraved \"BIG Ass Coaster\" text\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e Routered inset to catch drips and condensation\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Natural oak with protective coating\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Rustic farmhouse, funny home decor\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade in:\u003c\/strong\u003e North Carolina, USA\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gift-ready presentation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFather's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e - Make Dad laugh with this oversized coaster\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthday Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - For husbands, boyfriends, brothers, friends\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGroomsmen Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Funny and practical wedding party gifts\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBest Man Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Show appreciation with humor\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Stocking stuffers for men\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGag Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Humorous gift with personality\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBeer \u0026amp; Bourbon Lovers\u003c\/strong\u003e - For the man cave or home bar\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5th Anniversary\u003c\/strong\u003e - Traditional wood anniversary gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore Funny Gifts for Men\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eLove funny gifts? Check out our other humorous products:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/6944394936365\" title=\"Funny Snarky Keychains\"\u003eFunny Snarky Keychains\u003c\/a\u003e - Humorous gag gifts\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/6864399401005\" title=\"Ask Your Mom If I'm Real Ornament\"\u003eAsk Your Mom If I'm Real ornament\u003c\/a\u003e - Snarky Santa humor\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/8369122705453\" title=\"SQUIRREL Sign\"\u003eSQUIRREL Clark Griswold sign\u003c\/a\u003e - Christmas Vacation decor\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/5218813411373\" title=\"Save the Neck for Me Clark Sign\"\u003eSave the Neck for Me Clark sign\u003c\/a\u003e - Christmas Vacation turkey quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy Choose Oak Coasters?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOak is one of the most durable hardwoods, naturally resistant to moisture and wear. Unlike cork or cheap wood coasters, solid oak coasters are built to last for decades. The routered inset catches condensation, protecting your furniture from water rings and damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHandcrafted in North Carolina\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery BIG Ass Coaster is proudly handmade in North Carolina with premium solid oak and laser engraving technology. We support American craftsmanship, small business values, and quality materials that last for generations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGift one. Gift a set. 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